all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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