Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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