have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Two words: blizzard sex
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
