I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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