i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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