She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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