"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I was not drunk enough for that final.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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