i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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