he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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