We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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