that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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