Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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