He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You did what with his pubic hair?
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