hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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