Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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