I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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