I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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