I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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