am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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