If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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