ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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