...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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