I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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