I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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