Dual....:-)
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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