Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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