That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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