So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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