She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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