Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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