What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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