Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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