Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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