I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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