Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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