so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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