It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Watching her eat just hurts me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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