guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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