im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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