Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Randomize
