And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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