She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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