Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Your penis caused this!
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