we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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