I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
why do cheetos always look like penises
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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