It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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