Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
accomplished twins. life is a go
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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