Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
FUCK WHALES
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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