Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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