Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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