If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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