she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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